Like “pot leaf” Rolex dials and Lenny Kravitz’ Beatles covers, the tragedy of the Flying Huntsman isn’t the truck itself, so much as the raw materials ruined in its making. A Land Rover Defender 110 is one of the coolest, most purpose-built vehicles one can buy, while the creation of Kahn Design is neither.

Festooned with pop rivets and the hubris of a society in decay, the biggest sin here might be the lack of originality (the Mercedes G-Wagen 6X6 waves from some lovely and rugged corner of the Earth). Wait, no. The biggest sin is the panel fit… yep, that’s worse.