Remember how excited you were to see the Panamera Sport Turismo last year? A Porsche… and a wagon?! A bit quirky and Euro-flavored, to be sure, but pitch-perfect nevertheless.
Here then is proof of just how delicately balanced are the looks of the standard longroof Porsche. In typical damn-the-torpedoes fashion, Mansory has slammed the Panamera to the ground, and splashed it with a humiliating suite of carbon fiber that looks for all the world like Duck Dynasty-spec camo. Even the brown paint and gold(ish) wheels can’t save this trainwreck, for any but the club-kid set.
P.S.: Mansory earns a runner up spot on this list with the Banana Cream’d Rolls Royce Phantom.