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What an age to be alive. All you need is a computer, Bitcoin, and an address, and you can get a dump truck’s worth of animal crap delivered to anyone’s doorstep.

Thanks to Shitexpress, you can tell that special someone in your life exactly how you’re feeling. You can send it by way of dump truck, or package it neatly in a box and leave a personalized, anonymous letter. The perfect Valentine’s Day gift.

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You Can Send a Dump Truck Full of Poop to Anyone Using Bitcoin

Using Bitcoin, Shitexpress promises that this loving gesture will be 100% anonymous. So let your boss how much you love working weekends. Tell your mother-in-law how much you appreciate her disapproval of you. I’m sure they’ll be forever grateful. RELATED: How Much Poo Could You Fit in the New Chevrolet Colorado? _________________________________________________ For More, Follow BoldRide on Twitter and Sign up for our Newsletter

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