This Tiny Adorable Monkey Owns a Collection of Supercars

This is Hat. Hat is a monkey. More specifically, Hat is a pygymy marmoset, which are normally native to the jungles of South America. But Hat decided upon a more lavish lifestyle. A lifestyle filled with beautiful women, beaches, and one epic supercar collection. According to Hat’s Instagram feed, he’s a self-admitted “baller” and enjoys the finer things in life, like Rolls-Royce’s and Dom Perignon. Even more impressive, he’s accomplished so much at only eight weeks old. RELATED: See Photos of the Lavish Rolls-Royce Ghost He often has to deal with some tough decisions though — like Porsche Cayman or Lamborghini Gallardo?
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When he’s feeling a bit more luxurious though, the Rolls is the way to go.
RELATED: See Photos of the Luxurious Rolls-Royce Wraith But first, let me take a selfie.
One more.
Hat can't stand the sight of the Ferrari 458.
Especially when he has an Audi R8 all to himself.
RELATED: See Photos of the Futuristic Audi R8 LMX And when he’s not hitting the streets, he’s chillen with some babes by the pool.
…or bananas. Yeah, lots of bananas.
Indeed, Hat's life does seem pretty baller. You can follow him and his luxurious living @HatTheMonkey. H/T to @B_Scott24