10 Worst Celebrity Cars in History
Some celebrities have great cars: Adam Carolla, Jay Leno, and Steve McQueen come to mind. Others should have their licenses forcibly removed so they don't commit more atrocities in the future. Here are ten heinous renditions of automobiles owned or driven by celebrities: Drake’s Skylark Convertible
It’s bad enough that Drake is riding around in a Skylark with 22-inch spinners, but good God, man, roll down those shark-fin rear quarter windows. You look like a tool. It’s too bad somebody else didn’t get ahold of this grandma Skylark before he did.
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Dennis Rodman’s Hummer
In his downtime from hanging out with one of the world’s weirdest despots, Dennis Rodman managed to airbrush his Hummer with crude depictions of naked ladies, like an 18 year old with a custom van in the 1970s. That alone should be cause to confiscate his citizenship.
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Chris Brown’s Hot Wheels Lambo
The only thing we hate more than Chris Brown’s affinity for ruining a string of Lamborghinis with ridiculous paint schemes, is his propensity to beat women. Reprehensible.
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Will.i.am’s Blue Thing
This started out as a Beetle. Now it’s some hideous blend of coach-building, met with the obnoxious style of a Morgan +8. He could’ve saved a lot of cash just buying one of those Rolls-Royce hoods for a Beetle that people with no taste used to drive in the 1970s.
Farrah Fawcett’s Corvette
George Barris put his name on a lot of stuff, but when he was left to his own devices, he turned out some of the most hideous custom cars ever. Case in point: Farrah Fawcett’s Corvette, with a mink interior that looks like the inside of Joe Namath’s coat. “Custom” in this case looks like it had the J.C. Whitney catalog thrown at it.
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Jimmy Caan’s Barrister
Another Barris classic, perfect for James Caan to pick up chicks at the Playboy Mansion circa 1978. It started life as a Corvette, made way cooler by installing a set of pipes from a church organ and headlamps from a Ford Granada. Win.
Sly Stallone’s Mercury from Cobra
We include this one not because it’s a horrible car, but because it came from one of the most horrible movies ever committed to film, and the subject of what might be the most ridiculous car chase ever. It was stolen from Stallone’s garage in the 1990s. He should’ve praised whoever took it, but apparently waged a legal battle to get it back.
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Paris Hilton’s Bentley Continental GT
Paris Hilton actually has fairly exquisite taste in automobiles, with an SLR, an LFA, a 512 Scag and a few other cool cars in her garage. Her Bentley is just stupid, though. To quote Darrin McGavin in A Christmas Story, “It’s a pink nightmare.”
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Liberace’s Bradley GT
Voted “Least Likely to Make a Comeback in 2013” deceased weirdo Liberace was in the news again, thanks to Michael Douglas’s performance in the HBO biopic Behind the Candelabra. As shocking as the movie was, nothing prepares you for the fact that the guy owned a Bradley GT painted like a carnival ride.
Ed Begley, Jr.’s RAV4
You can’t help but love this guy, because he’s really committed to his green lifestyle, but come on, Ed: there are now some cool electric vehicles. Your RAV4 is as lame as it gets, and it can’t be all that efficient pushing that cube through the air. Buy a new RAV4 EV or buy a Tesla.
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