Tennessee Politician Arrested for Masturbating at 90 MPH

If you thought one article about penises was enough for one week, you are sadly mistaken my friend. According to reports, this Tennessee politician likes to masturbate out of his car window while driving. Even more shocking, while completely sober. Former Mount Carmel, Tennessee Vice-Mayor William Blakely was cited more than once for showing off his scholng to unsuspecting female drivers, even while driving his car at up to 90 mph. One witness, Kelly Street, said that Blakely "had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that's when it got really, really bad." While this isn't the first time that Blakely has flung his junk towards women on the road, thanks to the victims quick thinking of writing down his license plate number, the Tennessee Police Department was finally able to track him down. No more road-masturbating fun for you, Mr. former Vice-Mayor. Source: WJHL News Channel 11 Thanks to Keith for the tip!