Penis Shuts Down the Nurburgring...Wait, What?!

…Literally. Someone had the nerve to get on the track, bring with them some paint, and gracefully sketch what Jeremy Clarkson would call one's "gentleman sausage." This painted phallus was enough to shut down the Nurburgring. Now while the 'Ring does close for the often wreck or roadwork, we're proud to say that this is the first time someone's cucumber caused such a ruckus it left the track undrivable. Officials quickly worked to remove the schlong, but it did leave drivers sitting high and dry for quite some time. No word on who the teenager behind all this fuss.