Chinese Fisherman Reel Up Dead Porsche Cayenne

The life of a professional fisher person is not an easy one. Rough seas, low wages, scurvy; but all these difficulties amount to nothing compared to what these Chinese fisherman pulled out of the sea this past week. A 5,000 lb mega-fish known to some scientists as the "Porsche Cayenne." Taken from the waters of the South China coast, these fisherman, we assume, were in shock and disgust when they pulled this crusty German SUV from the Pacific. No one is entirely sure how this Cayanne made it's way to the bottom of the ocean, but thanks to some hearty Chinese, the Porsche-UV can now be ugly on land again. Source: Jalopnik