2014 Audi RS6 Avant: GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!

In terms of "RS," Audi has given us a whole heluva lot to gawk over here in the US. From the RS3 to the now-gone RS4 and the lovable RS5 coupe. But for the Germans, six seemed to be just one too many for us cheeseburger-eating, NASCAR-loving Americans. And that makes us sad; sad because the RS6 Avant is a peach that we will never get our fingers into. And for 2014, it's even peachier, go figure. The lines sharper, the power fuller and the interior room- you could fit a pygmey hippopotamus in the boot for christsake. But, like I said, it's your fault. Because as 'Mericans won't embrace the wagon- or even the hatchback for that matter. Since the days of Clark Griswold, the wagon has gone the way of the Chevy Chase (doing shitty Old Navy commercials, i.e. nowhere fast). Automakers just don't see us as a relevant wagon-loving market anymore, and that's a shame. http://youtu.be/zFxqSXw-qsI But why not? Can't we all just get up off our high horse and embrace this 552-hp prostitute child-carrying, sideways-having piece of wagon pornography? I wish, but sadly, our Audi wishes won't be coming true anytime soon. Oh well, at least we still have the R8; that's like, a consolation, right? PHOTOS: See more of the 2014 Audi RS6 Avant