3 Auto Gifts You Shouldn’t Buy from Neiman Marcus’ Holiday Book

Whether you like it or not, Christmas is right around the corner. That means you already need to start thinking about what to get those special someones in your life. Perfumes and new neck ties just aren’t gonna cut it anymore.

So what do you get the opulent auto lover in your life? You know, the one that wears suede suits, drinks dark liquor and is a regular on the Concours circuit. For that dude, you might want to see what’s hiding behind the pages of this year’s Neiman Marcus catalog.

3 Auto Gifts You Shouldn’t Buy from Neiman Marcus’ Holiday Book

Off the bat there’s this. It’s a freakin’ Maserati. Admittedly maybe not everyone’s favorite Maserati, but with a $95,000 price tag and a 100th Anniversary Limited Edition package, I wouldn’t be complaining. Nor would the suede suit wearing gentleman. His and Hers Vilebrequin Quadskis

3 Auto Gifts You Shouldn’t Buy from Neiman Marcus’ Holiday Book

The Quadski is a big insane thing as it is. But for only $100K, you can order one for him and one for her. Better yet, they both come with a full Vilebrequin makeover because they weren’t gaudy enough. RELATED: Dubai Police Add a Quadski to Their Fleet Slot Mods USA Ultimate Slot Car Model Raceway

Ok, we’ve seen the über expensive Maserati, and we’ve seen the tacky Quadski couple — so the slot car track must be the most attainable of the three, right? Of course not, you plebeians! For $300,000 (!), this slot car track comes complete with pit crews, period slot cars, a full track with scenery, and other things that somehow add up to $300,000. Of course, all of these things are insane and shouldn’t be purchased by anyone even if they did have the money. I mean really, $300,000 for a damn slot car track? And a ridiculously tacky Quadski? C'mon man. RELATED: See Photos of the Slot-Car Like Ford Fiesta ST ___________________________________________________ For More, Follow BoldRide on Twitter and Sign Up for our Newsletter

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