Man Told to Sell Lamborghini Golf Cart or Lose Wife

Meat Loaf once sang the words “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that,” a ballad for the man in a pinch, between love and … uh … whatever "that" is. We think we’ve finally found the breaking point. An Australian man was recently told by his wife to liquidate a trove of toys from his days as a solo gent, or risk losing her. Ouch. He’s since complied, albeit apathetically, by posting up his prized possessions on the classified site Gumtree, most notably his 1999 Tonino Lamborghini golf cart. The reluctant ad is pure genius. RELATED: See photos of another great Lamborghini from 1999 - the Diablo GTR
Man Told to Sell Lamborghini Golf Cart or Lose Wife
In his description, he lists off every potential flaw that the crimson caddy-carrier might hide, from its custom paint job “done by the cheapest hobo I could find that was out of work” to its wheels that “have dirt and maybe even grass infected with Ebola or anthrax on them.” The 36-volt Lamborghini golf cart comes fitted with leather seats, which he confirms he will be sure to fart on as much as possible, as well an auxiliary charger, spare seat, manual, spare parts, and a headrest, which he will also fart on. Perhaps a clean washing from its next owner is in order. PHOTOS: Is the wild 2014 Lamborghini Veneno Roadster the brand's craziest car ever?
Man Told to Sell Lamborghini Golf Cart or Lose Wife
Also up for sale – or forced removal, however you want to look at it– is a 1999 Nissan Pathfinder, a variety of vintage red telephone boxes, boxing lessons, and a quintet of creepy murderous teddy bears. Interested? Find the golf cart listed here on Gumtree for $3,500 AUD. PHOTOS: Sneak a peak at the all-new 2015 Lamborghini Huracan Via: The Golf News Net

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