Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not

Among the big ads during the Super Bowl was a TV spot for Fast & Furious 6. There's the same cheesy dialogue, and the same homoerotic undertones, but it seems like the cars have gotten better. That's because they have. The internet has helped people learn about what works and what doesn't and car culture, and FF6 has responded with a well-learned collection of cars, spanning the generations and delving into the levels of obscurity that true enthusiasts love. Let us take you through the ad to break down the cars of Fast & Furious 6. So here's the TV spot… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94EIgeWVI0 And now here are some screen grabs, to help break down the cars of the movie...
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
A three seat, custom built F1-looking car, WFT?
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
A military-spec Land Rover Defender. I would LOVE something like this.
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
NOOOO! The Defender is toast! In the background is a Renault semi, carrying something big in the back. Looks military-ish.
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
Ferrari Enzo: Painted to look like a FXX. It even has a NACA duct, but that is your standard Enzo, done up. See, even the all-show-no-go approach to import tuning can be applied to Ferraris!
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
First sight of a Dodge Charger Daytona.
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
Tuner WRX STI, doing things that tuners occasionally do…
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
So what was in that Renault semi truck, all done up military-ways? A Tank of course! We're not a tank blog, and I don't know tanks, so you're on your own here…
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
OHH! Military-spec Mercedes-Benz G-Class! Also, The Rock, about to make a shitty day for someone…
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
Sorry, I got distracted by that Alfa Romeo Giulietta
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
Oh snap, that was a plane! And another Charger? But they had one on the ground why do they need another one?
Fast & Furious 6 Will Suck, but the Cars Will Not
At this point who cares- and why? Because Jensen Interceptor, that's why! A rare British sportscar like this is a welcomed dose of class in this trailer. Will the actual film step up? We'll find out when Fast & Furious 6 comes out this Summer.  

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