This Is The 2014 Audi RS 7 Sportback; Sell Your Children

Audi's lineup of sedans, coupes, and hatch-coupe things is expanding, and so is the RS variants that accompany it. The A7?S7 is finally getting an RS version, and boy, is it freakin' great. Officially dubbed the Audi RS 7 Sportback, the Detroit special quenches our thirst for handsome design from the RS department and naturally, overcompensating performance. The RS 7, which, is Audi's coagulation of their already stunning A7 and S7, is indeed Victoria's-Secret-supermodel-gorgeous, but it's not until you take the top off do things get totally sexy (like always). 4.0L V8. 552 horses. 173 mph top speed. 0-62 in 3.9 seconds. Do you need a new pair of knickers yet? I do.

This Is The 2014 Audi RS 7 Sportback; Sell Your Children

As far as design goes, Audi fit on the same mean sexy face of all its RS variants; including a fancy "Quattro" nameplate embedded in the front, which will make any fanboy totally hot and bothered. On the "Sportback," things do get a little bumpier than usual. The ever-poetic Sir Mix-a-Lot, would approve of this behind. So is there really anything negative to speak of? Well, like any Audi, it's destined to be priced leaps and bounds over any man's wishful thinking; but there's always ways to get some quick cash; oh, there are so many ways... PHOTOS: See more of the 2014 Audi RS 7 Sportback

Be part of something big