Apocalypse Ready: 2013 Mazda CX-5 Zombie Apocalypse Edition
With all this talk about the Apocalypse, you may be inclined to wonder, "what car should I drive after it all goes to hell?" Well if you are seeking a ride at the end of the world, we may have the perfect vehicle. The badass crossover before you is the 2013 Mazda CX-5 Zombie Apocalypse Edition, and its got all your cataclysmic needs covered. It is being offered by CJ Wilson Mazda, and looks like you can actually purchase it!
CJ Wilson Mazda, owned by major league pitcher CJ Wilson, has proven that they can whip up some pretty sweet versions of the CX-5. This compact crossover trades in the hunkered-down stance for a flesh-eating-ready package. Shod in all black, with blacked-out wheels and a black interior, it's ready for traveling at night, including a full light kit, attached to a bumper guard array. The wheels are fitted with all-terrain tires, with a full size spare on a roof cargo system. That cargo rack also features an axe, two jerry cans and room for more gear.
If you come to your senses before the end arrives, and the dealership has not been overrun with solar flares or zombies, or whatever, you can pick up this apocalypse-prepped ride for $33,500.
OH, and the most important part?! It comes with a Zombie-hunting license. We imagine there will still be bureaucrats in the New World Order, so you're going to want that for sure! And hey, if we end up all making it, you'll have one of the most epic crossovers we've seen in a long time!
Source: CJ Wilson Mazda