Danica Patrick Divorced, Men Everywhere Line Up

While tons of shoppers prepare to line-up at midnight for sweet Black Friday deals, men everywhere will soon be standing in line for something even better than half-price socks; Danica Patrick, because she’s single. The longtime racing driver and newly successful bikini model announced on her Facebook page earlier today that that her and hubby of seven years Paul Hospenthal are calling it quits. As most would expect, Danica neglected to give any personal details as to the split, but says that, “mutually it has come to this.” This news comes at the end of a less-than-successful NASCAR season for Patrick, who, after finishing the season with a 28.2 average finishing spot, hopes to work full-time for Stewart-Haas Racing in the Sprint Cup Series for 2013-2014 season. While we wish Patrick a smooth and bearable process, we can’t say we’re not excited for her to get back to being stunning and driving at over 200 MPH without the man tying her down; also, give me a call.

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