Teutonic Tuner Trio: Three Mad BMW Makeovers

Last week we saw a trio of topless Brits; elegant, beautiful and all artfully crafted in between tea and crumpet breaks. While that's all jolly good, we know that sometimes the good girl just wont cut it. Sure, those Brits are some cars you can bring home to your parents, but every now and again you want a car that's as fake and dirty as monopoly money. These three BMW's should suit your sick obsession. The Good: 2012 Kelleners Sport BMW 3-Series

Teutonic Tuner Trio: Three Mad BMW Makeovers

Kelleners knows what they're doing. With 25 years of history behind them, they've been tuning BMW's before most Bimmer owners knew how to use a Bluetooth. So, it's comes at no surprise how good this Sport BMW 3-Series really is. The comprehensive sport package for the F30 BMW includes a new body kit, complete with an updated front splitter, a simple rear skirt extension and a lip spoiler. These minor adjustments, along with eye-catching 19- and 20-inch titanium grey light-alloy wheels, add a bit of grunt to the already handsome 3-series. Under the hood the standard 241-hp engine of the 328i has been given a bump in power to 290-hp. The Bad: 2012 AC Schnitzer ACS6 BMW 6-Series Gran Coupe

Teutonic Tuner Trio: Three Mad BMW Makeovers

Like Michael Jackson bad. This 6-Series out of AC Schnitzer has reinvented the top class four door coupe with performance upgrades and a beautiful exterior upgrades. Speed bumps beware, the ACS6 has been fitted with a brand new bodykit that includes a lowered front splitter coated in some semi-gaudy chrome strips and a full chrome grille. An overhaul was also performed on the side skirts and rear skirt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYRVZGfXiIk&feature=player_embedded Schnitzer even managed to pull 360 ponies out of both the standard "petrol" and diesel engines. The Beautiful: 2012 Vorsteiner BMW M3 GTS5

Teutonic Tuner Trio: Three Mad BMW Makeovers

And beautiful it is. Vorsteiner didn't take time to meddle around with the already powerful 414-hp V8 and spent time working on a front fender that could be considered NSFW. An accentuated eyebrow over the bumper vent and new vertical vents make the already beautiful M3 go from a perfect ten, to about a 12. Even more so, they sat the E9X on some charcoal Vorsteiner rims to finish it off.

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