Here's everything you need to know.

Warning: massive spoilers ahead

The Grand Tour got up and running last week with a brilliant episode that picked up exactly where Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May left off when they departed Top Gear.

But it was a bit car-centric for some. If you are one those fans who think the trio are at their best when they fall over a lot and things catch fire, worry not. Because in Episode 2, they fall over a lot and things catch fire. You know, like, boom!

Here's everything you need to know.

1. The Cradle of Humankind

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The studio is in Johannesburg, South Africa, on the very spot that ape became man. And somewhere in-between, Jeremy was created. 

2. Jeremy struggles to get into the Aston Martin Vulcan

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And pull away without stalling. And stop the brakes squealing. And generally, you know, drive it. Still, he liked it

3. James doesn't like the smell of tire smoke in the evening

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He tries out the South African pastime of "spinning", which isn't really his cup of Earl Grey.

4. We meet the man who built this amazing thing

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It's a full-size Mercedes C9 replica, built using measurements taken from a 1:32 scale model. Really.

5. It's the T.G.T.

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The worst special forces unit in the world must rescue a VIP held hostage on a plane. Which goes about as well as you would expect. For instance...

6. Jeremy loses his pants

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And you'll never be able to wipe the image from your brain.

Later, after much cocking about with guns 'n' stuff...

7. We're finally in a car show

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Featuring the best getaway car there has ever been, the Audi S8. Which Jeremy insists on reviewing while...

8. They make a getaway

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Having rescued the VIP. Eventually. Very, very eventually. Mostly, it was Hammond's fault.

9. Boom!

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I said stuff catches fire.

10. Amazingly, they complete the mission

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Nine and a half hours slower than the professionals. Jeremy may have been slightly killed, as well.

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