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It's finally here!

19 months since they were last on our screens and after endless hints, speculation, and teasers, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May are back in The Grand Tour.

Expectations for the show are off the scale. And the good news is the first episode, which has just gone live on Amazon Prime, is awesome. Like, really awesome. 

Here are top 19 most amazing, most them moments from the show. 

 

1. The opening sequence is exactly like Mad Max: Fury Road

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Hundreds of cars charging across the desert to a thumping sound track, jets flying overhead, flame throwers - yep, it's easy to see where their inspiration came from.

2. They're actual rock stars, now

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Taking to the stage at Burning Man.

3. The tent looks awesome

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I'll be borrowing a few interior design tips.

4. Jeremy holds a stick

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No, he's not doing that! He's explaining the differences between British and American automotive terminology.

5. There's a newsy bit

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Brits will get the pun. Everyone else can just enjoy the semi-pornographic shadow puppets.

6. There's a celebrity bit

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That no celebrity will ever want to go on.

7. S**t gets real

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Just a minor disagreement with the audience.

8. They have a track

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Which is exactly the same shape as the Ebola virus. And had to be routed around an unexploded WW2 bomb. Really.

9. Some say they have a tame racing driver

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Because they do. Except he's not that tame. In fact, he makes Clarkson look positively mealy-mouthed.

10. Sponsorship opportunities are available

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Contact... someone for more details.

11. Jeremy likes the BMW M2

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He thinks it's the best M car ever.

12. Finally, the hypercar holy trinity

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Porsche 918, LaFerrari, and McLaren P1 together at last. 

13. Jeremy and Richard enjoyed a lovely drive in the country

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Tearing up Portuguese blacktop in the 918 and P1.

14. James did not

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Because the LaFerrari he brought along wasn't actually road legal.

15. They ran many, many drag races

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Which proved inconclusive because...

16. It's all about the shoes

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Apparently.

17. Then came the timed laps

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With ex-F1 Belgian Jerome d'Ambrosio at the wheel.

18. And the winner is

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Actually, I'll keep that one secret. But let's just say Jeremy will rue the day. And finally...

19. You need an extremely fast internet connection

Mine isn't, so I watched it in rather less than its full ultra-HD glory.

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